Joke From my Sister
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I got this from my sister.. Thought it was funny..
Thought I’d share..
When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, “I am putting a box under
the bed. You must promise never to look in it.”
In all of their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the afternoon of
their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and
peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash.
She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in
the box, she was doubly curious as to why there even was such a box with such
contents.
That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner.
After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed,
saying, “I am so sorry, Bill. For all these years, I kept my promise and never
looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much
and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the
box?”
Bill thought for a while and said, “I guess after all these years you deserve
to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in
the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again.”
Hillary was shocked, but said, “Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. I am very
disappointed and saddened by your behaviour. However, since you are addicted to
sex I guess it does happen
and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering your problem.”
Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their peace.
A little while later Hillary asked Bill, “So why do you have all that money in
the box?”
Bill answered: “Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to
the recycling center and redeemed them for cash.
Good for a chuckle, at the very least!
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