Jokes about the Job

March 15, 2006 – 6:21 am

A young man decided to get a part time job bagging groceries at the neighborhood store. After a couple weeks, the store installed a machine for squeezing oranges. The young man asked if he could work on the machine.
His boss replied “Sorry son but , baggers can’t be juicers”

Patient How much to get a tooth pulled?
Dentist 100 dollars
Patient Why so much? It only takes a second to pull?
Dentist I can extract them slowly, if you’d like.

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