Bird Jokes

March 14, 2006 – 7:09 am

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Q: Why did the chicken go halfway across the road?
A: Because he wanted to “lay it on the line”

Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A: A headbanger.

Q: Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?
A: So that it could be Polly unsaturated.

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